i just want a boy who touches me distractedly
like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips
We were supposed to be their shepherds
ALL HE EVER WANTED WAS TO JUST DO THIS
NONE OF THE POLITICS, DRAMA
YES DEAN AND SAM
BUT MOSTLY THIS
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman.
WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.
idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect
if you don’t love benson you’re wrong
FUCK YEAH OLIVIA BENSEN IS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! SHE SUPPORTS ANY VICTIM OF A RAPE AND NEVER EVER TELLS THE VICTIM THAT IT WAS THEIR FAULT BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY WERE WEARING. God damn she is so under appreciated
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really sucks
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
I need to find this book.
The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.
guys…look what we did :D
I want this book
This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj
wow first of all how do you even touch a bird
ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times
Ellen is just the greatest person alive.
"I know that you’re on the internet so you’re constantly being distracted by like photographs of Ryan Gosling and homoerotic Sherlock watercolors."